SPAM musubi & digital shenanigans

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Unlike most  of the other photos displayed on this blog (or all  the other photos, at least as of this writing), this one is actually not my own.  the truth is i’d stolen it from somewhere off the interwebz (via google search, though i suspect this as a likely origin), so in no way do i intend to take credit for the cooking + displaying + photographing that went into creating this tasty looking morsel/appealingly simple food photo.  kudos to whomever, somewhere in the world!  But, i will  take credit for the leporine ‘shoppery that had been afflicted upon said photo, which was some amusing bit of fun in the execution.

LBPr-iConRus_artsy-Paint1_P-iNow…does this make me a bad person, or could this be interpreted as vandalism in some way, shape, and/or form? (**proceeds to search web for a satisfactory definition for the word “vandalism.” **)  And in an almost entirely unrelated experiment, i present to you:  http://bit.ly/14pIFSY ( <– click if the thought of fish brains tickles your fancy).  To those of you, my anonymous readers of the world, who have actually read this far, i give you me genuine appreciation.  Now imagine that in a Scottish accent (Glasgwesian, perhaps?), a la the phenomenal Trainspotting , a film by Danny “28 Days Later” Boyle about skag + life + Obi-Wan Junkie.  Because Scottish accents are cool.  (This is what happens when one attempts to blog about an insubstantial topic after a night of sub-4hr of sleep and a day of errands.)

Mastication is good, and hooray for the amorphous concept that is potential internet indecency!  signing off~       >[:)

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meat the Porterhouse-Sack

meat the Porterhouse-Sack

culinary sackiCon     beef.  it’s what’s for dinner.

hmmm… note as of  may8th2o14():  peculiarly, this is my most Spammed post (see #SpamSlam on twitter~), w/ various frakkin’ damn-dirty ape amoral people (or more likely toaster robots) attempting to post bogus generic “positive” comments on “how they accidentally happened on this post while feeding their 3 cats and a parakeet” and “how this was such a valuable write-up and that they’ve added it to their RSS-feed definitely come back to read more”…and this was back when this post had simply 1line “beef.  it’s what’s for dinner.” + the above Porterhouse Sack(boy) image.  frakkin’ meatheaded morons.  it’s like moar douchebaggery than Olmec & Dr. Fetus―combined―can dish out…and minus the thumb-breaking platforming fun~  o_O 

*sigh* it’s like poor sackBoy is just meat to be kicked around in the dust…

friggin’ ppl, i swear.  yes, i’m ranting.  obviously.  as much as i love SPAM in my fried rice, all you douchebag spammers out there oughta just get a life, and go crawl into some hole away from the world and the interwebz and…enjoy some SPAM-musubi.  ‘cuz those things are dogdamn delicious!  ah well, c’est la vie~       >[:p